Please tell me that cougarlife.com commercial was a spoof. Please. I can’t live in a world where that commercial exists.
haha I was like “Hey, that’s Julia Ann!”
I thought the exact same thing when I saw that commercial.
It is frighteningly real.
I think I wrote once some time ago about my first kiss. I was in eighth grade, at a party. Spin-the-bottle was being played. Cliche, perhaps, but true. This was roughly 1982 after all. I was secretly offering my soul to the devil for that bottle to point at me and my crush.
It happened. My stomach was absolutely a wreck. We went around the corner, sat on a couch, he was on my right, I prepared myself to experience a monumental milestone. I blinked. It was over.
A peck. Done.
Later that year he and his best friend would refer to me as a bassett hound. Having a happy memory so closely tied to a sad one isn’t exactly ideal, but it is a bit like life.
Considered calling 911 because I forgot my phone when I went to poop.
It’s a legit emergency people.
…I’m not judging. I stare as much as the rest of y’all.
I’m just impressed at the amount of butt love out there.