Awake My Soul

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I love sleep. It’s my favorite.

I love sleep. It’s my favorite.

I took a pic of her taking the pic that she posted.

Selfie-ception? Snap-ception? Clever-play-on-words-ception?

I’m not so good at the wit, but they’re adorable.

Creepy uncle stories

Apparently he’d like 20 to change into her bathing suit.

Also told her that there’s a picture of her in their house and he likes looking at it.

Also also that she should be a queen.

Related: he says he saw Bigfoot the other day. Not lying.

Mustache straws and slurpees.

Brilliant.

Ah family reunions…

Yeah let’s set up in the shade…over there, WAY over there. 

Weird creepy uncle to me and 20: “Come here, both of you, I want to show you something.” Moment of fear before he pulls out a picture of his granddaughter.

Is it time to leave yet?

Ah family reunions…

Yeah let’s set up in the shade…over there, WAY over there.

Weird creepy uncle to me and 20: “Come here, both of you, I want to show you something.” Moment of fear before he pulls out a picture of his granddaughter.

Is it time to leave yet?

And apparently I’m the only one. Good thing it’s working out with me. So far anyway.
17 gets home from camp today. WOOHOO! It feels like he’s been gone all stinking summer, but it’s me that’s been gone a lot I guess. *sad face*
20 came home for a couple days, too. WOOHOO! Love it when they’re all home. We have fun and laugh a lot. It’s good.
New tattoos will be happening soon. Don’t know when exactly. But soon. 20 and I have been planning.
As great an accomplishment as finishing the mudder was, I see the pictures of me and feel so sad. Is that how I really look? Ugh. I’m old and fat.
And then it bothers me that it bothers me. Know what I mean? It simultaneously makes me want to work out every waking moment and also just give up and eat all the food ever. Eff it.
I’ve been playing phone tag since yesterday morning with the recruiter at the hospital about the job there.
It’s killing me because I’ve pretty much decided to take the job if the money is even in the ballpark of what I need but I have absolutely no idea if it will be. And it’s Friday. So I’ll have to wait all weekend. You’re killing me, Smalls.
I have to go now…there’s MarioKart 8 for me to lose at, even though I’ll start off in 1st or 2nd but then get a coin for my item so that all the other players can get red shells and stars and pummel me into 8th place because that’s where I finish EVERY RACE EVER.
But I’m not bitter. No. Not competitive at all. 
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH
Happy Friday nerds. Enjoy your night cheese.
  • And apparently I’m the only one. Good thing it’s working out with me. So far anyway.
  • 17 gets home from camp today. WOOHOO! It feels like he’s been gone all stinking summer, but it’s me that’s been gone a lot I guess. *sad face*
  • 20 came home for a couple days, too. WOOHOO! Love it when they’re all home. We have fun and laugh a lot. It’s good.
  • New tattoos will be happening soon. Don’t know when exactly. But soon. 20 and I have been planning.
  • As great an accomplishment as finishing the mudder was, I see the pictures of me and feel so sad. Is that how I really look? Ugh. I’m old and fat.
  • And then it bothers me that it bothers me. Know what I mean? It simultaneously makes me want to work out every waking moment and also just give up and eat all the food ever. Eff it.
  • I’ve been playing phone tag since yesterday morning with the recruiter at the hospital about the job there.
  • It’s killing me because I’ve pretty much decided to take the job if the money is even in the ballpark of what I need but I have absolutely no idea if it will be. And it’s Friday. So I’ll have to wait all weekend. You’re killing me, Smalls.
  • I have to go now…there’s MarioKart 8 for me to lose at, even though I’ll start off in 1st or 2nd but then get a coin for my item so that all the other players can get red shells and stars and pummel me into 8th place because that’s where I finish EVERY RACE EVER.
  • But I’m not bitter. No. Not competitive at all. 
  • AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

Happy Friday nerds. Enjoy your night cheese.

The official before and after race pictures.

I just can’t say enough about these people and the bond we share. They all have a special place in my heart.

MUDDER 2015!!!!

iamrunner:

As you can see, awakemysoul69 looks like she enjoyed Electroshock Therapy.

I look like I need therapy.

I’m fairly certain what looks like a smile is really a grimace. I was so glad to be at the end!

justasmirk:

Next time you call someone bae, I hope a little part of your brain reminds you that in Danish, bae means poop.

I may actually start using it now.

My Tumblr Crushes:littlerunnergurlprettypurplepancakethetroothandnothingbutthetruthjuskydoodlewatsitrecreationallyscoldedsnapthistigerfuturelotterywinnerboxedwineoclockI LOVE EVERYBODY BUT ALSO THESE PEOPLE A REALLY LOT OK? OK! My Tumblr Crushes:
  1. littlerunnergurl
  2. prettypurplepancake
  3. thetroothandnothingbutthetruth
  4. jusky
  5. doodlewatsit
  6. recreationallyscolded
  7. snapthistiger
  8. futurelotterywinner
  9. boxedwineoclock

I LOVE EVERYBODY BUT ALSO THESE PEOPLE A REALLY LOT OK? OK!